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And since there is no CRC...
Hi everyone. Since Simplisafe still has no Customer Resource Center, I thought I would wing it and provide the following fake message from Simplisafe Sr Managment....
Dear Valued Customers,
As we approach the Thanksgiving Holiday, we wish to extend a heartfelt wish to you, your families and our associates and families a safe, enjoyable turkey day. We are indeed proud and thank you for being part of the Simplisafe family and promise to continue providing world class protection at a value that exceeds the industry, and hopefully your, expectations.
Sincerely
You all know the names that would be inserted here, and it would be a great way to launch a CRC. Well, we can hope. (And yes, now on year 9 asking for one)
To everyone, customers and SS associates alike, be safe, be happy this Thanksgiving!,
Dear Valued Customers,
As we approach the Thanksgiving Holiday, we wish to extend a heartfelt wish to you, your families and our associates and families a safe, enjoyable turkey day. We are indeed proud and thank you for being part of the Simplisafe family and promise to continue providing world class protection at a value that exceeds the industry, and hopefully your, expectations.
Sincerely
You all know the names that would be inserted here, and it would be a great way to launch a CRC. Well, we can hope. (And yes, now on year 9 asking for one)
To everyone, customers and SS associates alike, be safe, be happy this Thanksgiving!,
coltmaster1
2.8K Messages
4 years ago
And with that, happy holidays, Captain and everyone, even to the SS grinches!
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